Random bible verse from god to me today12/29/2023 ![]() So it theoretically isn't an untrue statement that yes, God reads Out Magazine.Īccording to The Bible, people who are born with or acquire defects throughout their lives should not approach the altar of a Church to make an offering to God because they "hath a blemish."Ĭhristians are always saying God loves everyone but this list of "or"s excludes a whole group of people who actually have no control over what they look like most of the time.įrom something as superficial as a flat nose to once again with the "broken stones" (Women may be inferior in God's eyes, but he sure knows how to make a man feel worthless.)Ĭongrats God, you've found a way to hold every disabled and unprotected person responsible for things out of their control and make them feel like crap about it. ![]() Although since he is all knowing and all powerful, then that also means that he reads every magazine ever written. ![]() No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God." (Leviticus 21:18-21)Īpparently, God reads US Weekly and takes it to heart. "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken. So, here are those forgotten Christian rules that need to be followed if they're really going to stick to their guns on the whole gay marriage, abortion, and child molestation thing.ĭISCLAIMER: This list isn't meant as a hateful gesture towards Christians, but a way to fight irrational responses in debates with (fun) facts.Check out Ranker's other lists, like Companies with Bad Customer Service, the richest black people in America, and this list of Republican Actors. Conveniently, Fundies ignore some of the most straightforward rules for no reason other than that they just don't fit in with the type of society they want. Want to think molesting children is fine? The Bible says that's no problem - as long as you say some words quietly into your hands. Fundamentalists hold the most extreme and literal interpretations of The Bible, and many are quick to point you to a Bible passage for proof that the deeds of others are "evil." Want reason to think that homosexuality is abominable and condemns you to Hell? Check The Bible. Just because a verse is not a Commandment doesn't mean it's not in The Bible. ![]() List of crazy Bible verses to shoot back at your Fundamentalist neighbors, ranked by how insane they are, especially in the context of modern life. ![]()
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